This is a rather subversive post as it has not been cleared by the 'home office', so please keep it to yourself.
Here is a list of words used by Punjabi men to refer to their wife (or 'second half'):
munde/kuri di maa(n), ghar wali, sighani, baotee, dharampatni, heer, sathi, and of course home office.
This list is by no means exhaustive, so please free to add to the list.
Click here to see the updated list (updated 2/12/05, 14:16).
Panday Wanjan Wali
Roti Pakon Wali
Maa(n) di Ladli
Basanti (tera naam kya hai?!)
Laila (as in laila majnu)
Sahiban (NOT the one in mirza sahiban)